We’re just about halfway through another exciting season of football action and there’s no better time to look back at five of the most exciting moments in the Tennessee Titans recent contests. I know what you’re thinking: “JUST five?!” See what you think when you check out the list below. Continue reading
Sifting through the headlines on NFL.com, there is one that seems conspicuous by its absence: “Some Seahawks think Russell Wilson isn’t black enough.”
Surely, other websites have had no problem running the story. How about that?
My mock shock at the NFL’s lack of a desire to touch this with a ten foot pole aside, this is one of those stories that just makes you want to quit your job, become a recluse, and write somber poems about the fall of mankind in a cabin by the lake. Continue reading
The officer taps twice on the glass, and you roll down the window. Don’t blow it a voice gently whispers to you.
“Good afternoon!” you practically squeal.
“Do you know why I pulled you over?” the officer asks, his eyes wandering to the passenger seat.
“You probably wanted to get Dan Marino’s autograph, and who can blame you!”
The officer’s brow furrows, and he continues: “I pulled you over because there is a cardboard cutout in your passenger seat, and you are driving in the carpool lane.”
“Dan loves it when we PASS people. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
Jesus Christ man the cutout whispers.
“Sir, I’m going to need you to step out of the car.”
Don’t talk about what we’ve done…don’t talk about the trunk the cutout pleads, and for the first time you realize that the officer can’t hear him. The officer must have some kind of mental problem.
This is Monday Morning Jerkface. Continue reading
There are coaches that get fired because they are incompetent, poor game managers, or they have lost the respect of the locker room. And then there are the coaches that are fired simply because a team throws their hands in the air and goes, “it’s about time to do this, right?” with hardly any rhyme or reason.
When the 2014 season comes to a close, and all is said and done, and Geno Smith has turned the ball over twenty more times…the latter scenario this will be Rex Ryan’s fate. Continue reading
Hey guys, Nate here. Letting you know that I’ll be gone until the October 28. I’m getting married this weekend and I’ll be spending my honeymoon in Costa Rica, so updates will have to come strictly from Ben, who is still struggling to find time escaping from his work dungeon to give you piping fresh takes. He’ll continue to have Monday Morning Jerkface, and whatever other stuff he fancies. Maybe Matt will give us another I Suck at Fantasy Football post. Maybe one of our other writers will return from the dead. Maybe you, YES YOU, will write a guest post, send it into email@example.com, and we’ll run it. Anything could happen.
Ben should have something up tomorrow. Until then, I’ll see you guys unless I fall in love with Costa Rica and never want to leave. Wait, they don’t have DirecTV? Okay, fine, I’ll be back soon.