Third Annual Footbawl Blog Football-Themed Halloween Costumes

It’s October 31st. You’re sitting in your apartment, looking at all the blueprints you’ve drawn up. The costume you had planned since March. The fabric that you swore you could whip up into an awesome top, even though you’ve never put a needle to thread in your life. The texts from multiple friends about “THE PERFECT GROUP COSTUME.”

And none of it will get done because you’re a lazy asshole who can never do anything right. You’re probably a Jaguars fan. (Just kidding, they don’t exist.)

Anyway, don’t feel too bad about yourself, because The Footbawl Blog is here with another fantastic edition of Footbawl Themed Halloween Costumes. They’re easy to make, they’ll display your creativity, and you’ll probably only have to explain the costume three or four times tonight! Continue reading

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5 Trades That Should Have Happened (Or: Would Have Amused Us)

Gonna need a warmer coat than that!

Gonna need a warmer coat than that!

The NFL trade deadline has never been as exciting as its counterpart in MLB or the NBA, but usually SOMETHING happens.

Tuesday’s trade deadline saw no Herschel Walker trades, no franchise changing excitement, only under achieving safety Marc Barron going from the Buccaneers to the Rams. But, because we love lists and we love being hypothetical, here’s five trades that should have happened. And by should have happened I mean it would have amused us. Continue reading

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A Look at the NFC:S (The S stands for “Stop, Stop, For the Love of God Please Just Stop”)

It seems like forever ago that we were calling them the NFC Worst.

In 2010, the NFC West’s futility was remarkable. All four teams had a losing record. All four teams had a negative point differential. It seemed a crime that a team from the division had to make the postseason, but one did – and won a playoff game to boot.

Years passed, and the NFC West was one of the best divisions in football last year. With three teams with a winning record and the lone loser only a game below .500, the West showed that you can recover from an awful year and become respected once again.

That’s good news for the NFC South’s future, but in the meantime, we’re going to laugh at you for a little bit.

Let's pretend Lisa is Matt Ryan.

Let’s pretend Lisa is Lovie Smith.

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Monday Morning Jerkface: Week Eight

The bruises. The fractures. The internal bleeding. The hospital trips. The unbearable pain.

It’s all worth it.

You would do anything to be a part of the team. You would do anything to help them prepare for next Sunday’s contest. Sneaking into practice dressed up like a tackling dummy is the least you could do.

This is Monday Morning Jerkface.

"So, what do you say we blow this?"

“So, what do you say we blow this?”

Bacon, Eggs, Toast and A HORRIFIC COLLAPSE

While much of America was eating breakfast on Sunday morning, the Falcons were perhaps putting the final nail in Mike Smith’s coffin. Or was it the other way around? Continue reading

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Top 5 Most Exciting Moments of the Tennessee Titans 2014 Season SO FAR

Yeah, that's right. Charlie motherfucking Whitehurst.

Yeah, that’s right. Charlie motherfucking Whitehurst.

We’re just about halfway through another exciting season of football action and there’s no better time to look back at five of the most exciting moments in the Tennessee Titans recent contests. I know what you’re thinking: “JUST five?!” See what you think when you check out the list below. Continue reading

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