It was either play football or be an extra in a Kid Rock video
Three hundred and twenty words.
That’s how many words were in an ESPN article earlier today about Kevin Kolb being #1 on the Cardinals’ depth chart.
That’s also how many words were wasted.
He should have guarenteed “continued beard excellence”
Despite the disastrous offseason for the Saints and the mysterious regression of the Bucs and Falcons during the 2011 season, not a lot of people have been picking the Panthers to win the NFC South. This is mostly because its still one of the deepest and most balanced divisions in pro football. And Carolina Center Ryan Kalil isn’t guaranteeing a division win either. Instead, in a full page ad in the Charlotte Observer on Wednesday he said that his team, a team that was 6-10 last year, is going to win the Super Bowl.
Huh?
At least he catches shit better than Roy Williams catches footballs.
Jeff Ireland is probably happy he called Dez Bryant’s mother a whore.
Now Dez is Jerry Jones’ problem, not his.
The first legitimate news story of the Saints offseason!
This had to have been the hardest “easy” deal there ever was.
Chris Dorsey
Nate Raby
Joseph Kyle Schmidt
Ben Van Iten
This is the Best Thing Since Hulk Hogan Chicken Sandwiches
Behold!
Normally I’d accompany this with some snarky joke, but I can’t. This speaks for itself.
Believe it or not, it’s actually fucking delicious.
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