Ten Things Jimmy Haslam Could’ve Bought With $1B More Worthwhile Than the Cleveland Browns

As you may know, CEO Jim Haslam purchased the Browns for a billion dollars.

That’s ridiculous! Think of all the better stuff he could’ve bought with that. On second thought, you don’t have to, because I made this list!

• Approximately 926 million McDoubles (accounting for tax)
• A 50′ Samsung LED TV for every resident in Rhode Island
• 10,000 songs produced by Timbaland (roughly 9,932 would sound identical; 9,998 would feature some combination of Justin
  Timberlake and Missy Elliott)
• Sign Alex Rodriguez for 36 years
• Anywhere from 50 to 100 island nations (he could name each one after a Browns player if he wanted)
• 4 billion handfuls of Skittles for Marshawn Lynch
• 8,333 bottles of this champagne
• 22,079 semesters at Columbia University (which may be enough time for Morris Claiborne to graduate)
• Almost an entire space station (this is not a Rex Ryan joke, though it could be)
• Cast Nic Cage in 50 movies. (None would get an Oscar nomination.)

Got any other fun ideas worth more than the Browns? Tell us in the comments section!