Turnover!

“Hmmm, didn’t see that one coming.”

As I’m typing this, I bet Roger Goodell is slapping skinny interns around his office. Meanwhile, NFLPA reps are busy posting LOLcat pictures all over the Commish’s Facebook page. With the player-related Bounty Gate suspensions overturned (albeit temporarily), Goodell’s gotten the first big rebuke of his tenure as the Boss. Obviously, this is great news for the Saints as well as the Browns (and a massive victory for the NFLPA).  Anthony Hargrove is probably pissed considering that had the Packers known he’d be available for week one, they might not have cut him and he might not have spent the last two weeks on his couch crying into giant bowls of Lucky Charms.

To be brief about what went down, today a three-judge panel ruled not that Goodell was out of order by suspending players in the first place, but that he did not have the right as Commissioner to hear and rule on the their appeals. In short, he bit off more than he could chew and he was called out on it. It will be interesting to see how Goodell reacts after being shown up in front of the entire league and its fan base. Judging by his track record, he’ll probably just turn into even more of a hard-ass. Tomorrow morning he’ll be on the phone with Pacman Jones, telling him he’s suspended for the remainder of the year on suspicions of Thoughtcrime.

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  1. He’s going to use profits from last year to invest in the same technology they had in The Minority Report by next week.

  2. This is a really complex situation. I feel like I should better clarify (at least as well as I can translate all this legal bullshit) that the reason the panel ruled Goodell’s actions as inappropriate were not just because he was taking charge of the appeals process, but because he based the suspensions and subsequent appeals on illegitimate monetary compensation the players received for dangerous hits (technically money being paid out that violates team salary cap rules). Apparently, underhanded economics is not Goodell’s department and is supposed to be handled by Special Master Stephen Burbank, who has an awesome job title. Goodell has the authority to suspend players based on detrimental conduct, but not on economic grounds. So it is now up to Goodell and his minions to re-try the case on grounds based on dangerous conduct. Or something. If I’m off on this interpretation, someone please correct me.