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About Nate Raby

Just a guy who from New Orleans who likes to write and yell a lot.

Fuck It, It’s Friday: Why Does RG3’s Mom Have A Website?

Since his meteoric rise to the Rookie of the Year in 2013, Robert Griffin III’s off-field stock has taken several hits. There has been the injury fiasco with Shanahan, the “Operation Patience” shirts, the speculation of his work habits and attitude, and most of all his lackluster sophomore campaign. These have all contributed to an air of skepticism and negativity about Washington’s starting quarterback.

Hey, Jackie Griffin: you ain’t helpin. Continue reading

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Fuck It, It’s Friday: Donovan McNabb is Going To Be the Best Color Analyst Ever

Oh, this is going to be fun.

Oh, this is going to be fun.

A few days ago, it was announced that Donovan McNabb, among other former NFL pros, would be moving to the booth for gameday color commentator duties (slow down there, Rush Limbaugh). As preseason games start to get underway, we need to prepare ourselves for a world where Troy Aikman does not have the most annoying and frequent “Back in my day” moments in the broadcast booth.

And because, fuck it, it’s Friday, I’ve compiled a list of not-all-that-unlikely scenarios that may happen during this season while McNabb covers games. You know, so you can prepare yourself by purchasing earplugs.

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Fuck It, It’s Friday: LOOKIN’ GOOD, SCHAUBSTER

It’s Friday, it’s the offseason, and we’ve already written two pretty serious articles this week. How do we resolve this issue? By bringing in an amazing photograph, of course!

Fuck it, it’s Friday. LOOK AT THIS ACTUAL OAKLAND RAIDERS PROMOTIONAL MATERIAL!

LOOK AT IT!

LOOK AT IT!

There’s just so many amazing things here. Let’s take a look at this thing piece by piece. Continue reading

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The NFL Doesn’t Care About Spousal Abuse? Excuse Me For Not Being Shocked…Or Enraged

For the record, I do think this guy is a piece of shit

For the record, I do think this guy is a piece of shit

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. RAY RICE ONLY GOT TWO GAMES WHEN JOSH GORDON GOT A YEAR? THIS IS JUST…

Hold up, this doesn’t feel right. Let me clear my throat and try again.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT RAY RICE ONLY GOT TWO GAMES FOR BEATING A WOMAN. WHAT KIND OF MESSAGE DOES THIS SEND TO…

Sorry, sorry. One second. I was distracted. Let me try one more time.

ROGER GOODELL IS A HYPOCRITE AND AN AWFUL HUMAN BEING. I WILL NEVER GIVE MY MONEY TO ANY NFL PRODUCT ANYMORE! I HOPE YOU LIKE SEEING EMPTY SEATS AT STADIUMS, FUHRER, BECAUSE YOU’LL BE SEEING THEM EVERYWHERE, NOT JUST JACKSONVILLE! FUCK YOU AND FUCK…

Shit. I almost got through it, but I can’t do it. I can’t pretend to summon the necessary outrage. Continue reading

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Laces Out Episode Nine: Sponsored by Arm & Hammer Baking Soda!

On Thursday night, Ben and I got together to record our thoughts on the Jimmy Graham decision, fantasy football and how it makes one of us want to quit forever, and then we spend some time talking about NBA Free Agency. Keep in mind, this was recorded before LeBron made his decision, so it’s a little outdated. And when that Nate guy says he thinks LeBron is going to stay in Miami, remember that he was just joking!

Stream is below. Enjoy!

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