Originally this feature was designed simply to pick apart the subpar logic and ludicrous analogies of Colin Cowherd, which I would be far more effective at if I listened to or watched him regularly. The reason why this is only the second one of these pieces is because most days I really can’t stomach his show. The other day, I happened across it by accident and was instantly filled with a burning rage that could only be satisfied by…well, blogging about it. That sounds so anticlimactic, doesn’t it? Continue reading
Author Archives: Ben Van Iten
Five First Round Moves I Didn’t Understand
I fully accept the fact that I don’t know as much about pro football as the scouts and general managers that make decisions on draft night.
Just the same, that doesn’t stop me from being a critical jackass! Despite the lack of star power and skill players, the first round of the 2013 NFL draft was quite interesting to me. One of the things that made it interesting was a multitude of moves that I did not understand, aka I thought they sucked. I have chronicled five of them here.
1. EJ Manuel was the first QB selected
Never mind the fact that Manuel was rated as the fourth best QB prospect in the draft on a lot of the so called experts’ boards, new Bills coach Doug Marrone actually coached one of the other three prospects (Ryan Nassib) at Syracuse. Continue reading
Super Bowl Winners March Madness Tournament: THE FINALS!
So, it has all come down to this. The rosters of twenty Super Bowl Championship teams have been kidnapped by our intergalactic time traveling bounty hunters (an unpaid position, by the way) and forced to compete. Some of these teams competed in a time before blogs, so imagine their confusion. The ’93 Cowboys never got over the fact that they were competing for the amusement of a bunch of nerds, and it visibly bothered them in the regional finals. In the end, two teams remain. Let’s do this! Continue reading




