What would he have done to play with Brady? *shudders*
David Terrell, a wide receiver out of Michigan, was picked #8 overall by the Bears in 2001. He was brought in to fix Chicago’s traditionally pathetic passing game, and the results were…well, pathetic. His first two season in the league he combined for under six hundred yards receiving. But this wasn’t his fault, oh no. According to David it was the subpar quarterback play. This is a fair point, as Jim Miller, Chris Chandler, Shane Matthews, and Henry Burris weren’t exactly lighting it up. Now I know what you’re thinking (besides “who the fuck is Henry Burris?’), why would we even be talking about David Terrell?
After being mentioned in the Chicago publication RedEye as a bust, David bashed his quarterback teammates and threw in one more nugget of info:
He would “cut off his balls” to play with Jay Cutler. Just in case you thought that was something that he said flippantly, he went on to explain, “You could have neutered me. I woulda been neutered with a smile.”
What does any of this mean? Well to quote my co-editor, the offseason sucks.
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