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The Fourth Annual Footbawl Blog End of Season Awards!

We spared...expense

We spared…expense

Hello, everyone, and welcome to the Fourth Annual End of Season Awards! We’ve been at this for quite a while, and our hard work has finally paid off! Here to host our awards is none other than comedy legend Seth Meyers!

Seth Meyers: Hey, guys! Excited to be here. Let’s start this off right. I was giving the Patriots a ride to the awards show here, but we were a little late. Apparently our tires were deflated.

Nate: GET OUT.

Seth Meyers: Thanks you’ve been a great crowd!

Nate: Okay, let’s start the stupid award show already. Continue reading

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Enough of Deflategate, LET’S TALK FOOTBALL!

Okay, guys. The Super Bowl is in 5 days. It’s time to talk about the game, man. No more energy wasted on this stupid scandal about footballs and air pressure and evil empires. It’s about Seattle and New England, man. Wilson and Brady. Belichick and Carroll. (Nevermind, scratch that “no evil” thing.)

"Good. Good. The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become." (source: insidesocial.com)

“Good. Good. The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become.”
(source: insidesocial.com)

Let’s try to look at the actual upcoming game without worrying about all that nonsense that has dominated the airwaves since two Sundays ago. Continue reading

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Quick Rant: YES, TOM, WE KNOW THE PATRIOTS AREN’T TERRORISTS, THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT

Sorry for the lack of activity. I was waiting for someone to say something stupid.

“This isn’t ISIS” (source: business insider)

Thanks, Tom! Continue reading

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Meet Josh McNary, Roger Goodell’s Late Christmas Gift

I won't say an insensitive joke about why he's getting stronger, but I'll let you imagine one yourself. (source: Colts.com)

I won’t say an insensitive joke about why he’s getting stronger, but I’ll let you imagine one yourself.
(source: Colts.com)

Let’s play the descriptive adjective game, where we take a person or thing and use adjectives to describe it.

Our first (and only; come on, this is just a lame excuse for an intro) word is Josh McNary.

Josh McNary is a backup linebacker for the Indianapolis Colts.

Josh McNary is a man few NFL fans knew a day ago.

Josh McNary is an alleged sexual assaulter.

Most importantly, Josh McNary is Roger Goodell’s late Christmas present.

"For me? You shouldn't have!"

“For me? You shouldn’t have!” (Source: slate.com)

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Of Jim Harbaugh, John Fox, and “Mutual” Decisions

"Hey Jim, how's it going? Anyway, fuck the man. Seeya!"

“Hey Jim, how’s it going? Anyway, fuck the man. Seeya!”

It’s hard to find a lot of parallels between John Fox and Jim Harbaugh.

One seems like a good natured Grandpa, content to tell corny jokes and let the chips fall where they may. The other seems like a mean Grandpa that you always held a grudge against for making you wake up at 4 AM to do chores but eventually you learned to love for making you a better man.

One thing they have in common is they shouldn’t have been fired. Continue reading

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