One day we might look back and call this the end of his career.
I say a lot of things about football every week.
They range from predictions and analysis to mid play grunting. Like most people that talk about football, I tend to quickly forget about the things I was wrong about and forever cling to the things I was right about. And this week, the thing I’m taking pride in the most is a hypothesis of mine I had a few years ago: RG3 is a dick. Continue reading
I’ve really tried to avoid this all year. I knew that when it eventually happened, it would just come off as a fan of a division rival hating. In fact, I’ll double categorize this as Haters Gonna Hate too, just for full disclosure.
But I can’t ignore it anymore. We have to deal with the elephant in the room. The elephant who is built more like a mountain lion/gazelle hybrid. The elephant who is a Panther. The elephant who was an Auburn Tiger.
Sorry, I confused myself with too many animals.
Your favorite player is Cam Newton, and your favorite player sucks.
“So hey, uh…what you doing after the game?”
“Come back here or I’ll change your name to Splugen!”
I want to start this off by pre-emptively throwing myself at the feet of Breesus for forgiveness.
Okay, got that out of the way. Let me dust myself off. Continue reading
When the Green Bay Packers are eliminated from the playoffs it leaves me with a variety of emotions.
Originally there is shock and sadness, but eventually that fades into resentment and bitterness. Yes, eventually you’ll find me sitting around a campfire drinking moonshine and saying stuff like this:
This weekend the playoffs will resume the same way that a car might start again after it runs over your family. Hmm, this is a lot darker than I thought it would be. Anyway, here are five NFL personalities that will be making an appearance this weekend that I would like to take out my frustrations on and punch in the dick. Continue reading