We’re just about halfway through another exciting season of football action and there’s no better time to look back at five of the most exciting moments in the Tennessee Titans recent contests. I know what you’re thinking: “JUST five?!” See what you think when you check out the list below. Continue reading
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Look at those Ravens fans, flocking to the stadium in their Ray Rice jerseys. It was expected, of course, because as much as we try, some people just love to do things for shock value. And if that’s your thing, cool, I guess. I might find you to be scum of the earth, but that’s probably the reaction you want, so rock on.
Seeing those Rice jerseys at the game last night brought to mind some of the most offensive jerseys I’ve seen. If you’re a battered woman, a dog that’s been electrocuted, or really anyone who is decent, this list probably won’t make you happy. Sorry!
How do you honor a guy who conspired to commit his pregnant girlfriend, promise not to flee the state if the baby died, then tried to anyway? Obviously by wearing his jersey while you yell at the clerk for forgetting the extra peppers on your nachos!
What do you get when you cross a wife-stabber and a dog-killer? I don’t know how to end this joke, but it’s horrifying!
Obviously this guy was trading in the jersey, but did you really have to wear it there, dude? Bonus article: Aaron Hernandez jerseys are collector’s items. I love our country!
Brace yourself, because these jerseys are about to get worse…
God, I can’t even take it.
It’s so offensive.
OKAY OKAY I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE. FUCK IT, IT’S FRIDAY, AND I’M GOING TO THROW UP NOW
Week 1 of the NFL schedule saw a lot teams, players, coaches, and executives triumph in the face of adversity! Whoo!
Unfortunately, it also saw an equal amount of them fail miserably. They let down their friends, family, fantasy owners, fans, but most of all themselves. But we here at The Footbawl Blog have an inspirational message for those that failed. Things could always be worse. They could always be so much worse.
You could be Ryan Leaf. Continue reading
Fantasy: Top 10 WRs I’d Kick in the Nuts if I Saw Them in the Club and it’s Dark and I Knew I’d Get Away With It
It’s Fantasy Football time and we here at the Footbawl Blog have you covered if you’re looking for fantastical analysis before the season kicks off. Whether you have yet to draft or if you’re looking to make a big trade, we’ve compiled just the list to help make those tough decisions! Make sure you check out the top wide receivers picked by our experts and find out why these guys should get their dicks kicked! Continue reading
We can still barely believe it, but the football season is almost upon us. We’ve spent the summer naked, rummaging through forests and eating small bugs, but it’s all been worth it as we roll into September. As we gear up for another year full of jerkfaces, trials, and every team sucking, it’s time to start it with our third annual Preseason Awards! Some are serious, some are crazy, and some are just plain stupid. Women with pregnancies should consult their doctor before reading.
All right, let’s get to it! Continue reading