Look at those Ravens fans, flocking to the stadium in their Ray Rice jerseys. It was expected, of course, because as much as we try, some people just love to do things for shock value. And if that’s your thing, cool, I guess. I might find you to be scum of the earth, but that’s probably the reaction you want, so rock on.
Seeing those Rice jerseys at the game last night brought to mind some of the most offensive jerseys I’ve seen. If you’re a battered woman, a dog that’s been electrocuted, or really anyone who is decent, this list probably won’t make you happy. Sorry!
How do you honor a guy who conspired to commit his pregnant girlfriend, promise not to flee the state if the baby died, then tried to anyway? Obviously by wearing his jersey while you yell at the clerk for forgetting the extra peppers on your nachos!
What do you get when you cross a wife-stabber and a dog-killer? I don’t know how to end this joke, but it’s horrifying!
Obviously this guy was trading in the jersey, but did you really have to wear it there, dude? Bonus article: Aaron Hernandez jerseys are collector’s items. I love our country!
Brace yourself, because these jerseys are about to get worse…
God, I can’t even take it.
It’s so offensive.
OKAY OKAY I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE. FUCK IT, IT’S FRIDAY, AND I’M GOING TO THROW UP NOW