Where’d you get those jerseys? The “teams that suck store”? See what I did there?
Forget that the Atlanta Falcons were one quarter away from going to the Super Bowl. Forget that they ran away with the NFC South Title. Forget that Matt Ryan had a great season, and the Falcons’ defense was stifling all year. Forget that this was as good a team as Atlanta has ever fielded.
Your favorite team is the Atlanta Falcons, and they fucking suck. Continue reading
In the NFL, we are obsessed with peaking. Everyone is concerned with teams getting hot at the right time. It makes sense; after all, the last two Super Bowl champions were mediocre to above average for most of the season before they rattled off four straight wins.
Here at the Footbawl Blog, we aren’t as concerned with peaks. Let the ESPNs and NFL.coms of the world handle it. We here appreciate crashing more than peaking, and today, it’s time to pay attention to one of the great crashing stories of the year, and simultaneously the pick for Your Favorite Team sucks this week.
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2012 Baltimore Ravens! Continue reading
Going into last night’s game, the pessimistic Saints fan in me cried, “The Eagles offense may be struggling, but the Saints defense has a cure for that!”
I was apparently wrong, and it was the other way around. I was wrong because I forgot one very important thing.
Your favorite player is Michael Vick, and boy does he suck.
I wouldn’t say it’s a bounty hit, but it sure looks dirty…
It’s like Martin Mull gained a few pounds and made a million bad football decisions
When I started this feature a little under a year ago, I never thought I’d be covering more than the 32 teams in the NFL. It was supposed to just focus on whatever team sucked the most that week. But then I started realizing that there were several different players and coaches who sucked significantly enough to get attention. Even as it grew, though, I never thought I would ever have an article titled “Your Favorite Team President Sucks.”
Good for you, Mike Holmgren, you’re a trendsetter! Continue reading
This one’s gonna hurt.
The good news is this outfit will improve my attractiveness by 88%
Today your favorite team is the New Orleans Saints, and they suck. They don’t only suck because of what occurred on Sunday. They suck because that game made me question my view on the young season and the potential of the future for my (our) favorite team. Continue reading