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A REAL and NOT FAKE AT ALL Story About Geno Smith After Draft Night

12:45 AM, Draft Day. The Blue Room (because God Forbid ESPN call it the Green Room like everybody fucking else) is nearly empty. There’s a man emptying trash cans and sweeping up dirt.

There’s also Geno Smith.

Source: USA Today

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2012 Divisional Retrospectives: The NFC North

Overview

Green Bay Packers: 11-5

Minnesota Vikings: 10-6

Chicago Bears: 10-6

Detroit Lions: 4-12

Pretty much.

Pretty much.

I decided to do the retrospective on this division out of respect for our non-Packers-biased readers, because Ben would’ve treated the Bears and Vikings like I treat the Falcons. So I’m going to give an impartial take on this division, and I’m going to ignore the mysterious note I found that read “talk gud about teh pack or ill slash ur tirez.”

Like Ben said on Tuesday, this division is among the strongest in the league. It’s certainly the strongest in the NFC. Three teams finished with winning records, and both the MVP and Offensive Player of the Year came from this division (full discretion: they were the same person.) But for all the success the teams had in the regular season, there was little to cheer about in the endgame. Joe Webb screwed Minny’s chances (or rather, Leslie Frazier did by pretending that Joe Webb was Joe Montana), and then Green Bay let Colin Kaepernick run all over them. And that’s without mentioning Chicago’s epic collapse from 7-1 and Detroit’s season, which looked like the Lions decided to celebrate making the playoffs in 2011 by selling all of their football talent for 7 beans.

So there were bright spots and dark spots in the division, I guess like any division has. But I feel pretty optimistic about this division going forward. And when the Lions fire Jim Schwartz, I’ll feel even more optimistic! Continue reading

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Stories More Interesting Than Harbaughs: The Super Bowl Quarterback Winning Effect

Today we go further on our quest to avoid talking about the coaches of our respective conference champions. And like last week’s Randy Moss piece, this is probably also only interesting to me. But at least it isn’t a circlejerk piece wondering “I WONDER WHAT THE HARBAUGH DINNER TABLE IS LIKE TONIGHT HURR HURR HURR.”

Today’s subject: the Super Bowl Winning QB Effect, or “So we’re really going to call Colin Kaepernick elite now?”

Colin: "We are?!"The world: "Ugh."

Colin: “We are?!”
The world: “Ugh.”

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Guest Post: Play Your Starters

If you read our website with regularity you are familiar with Thomas Holzerman whose own work includes the highly entertaining The Wrestling Blog and his new project Holzerman Hungers, a food blog.

As many of you know, I have shut myself in my apartment with ice cream, liquor, and Super Bowl 45 clips the last few days after the Packers devestating loss to the New York Giants.  Today Thomas talks about one possible theory as to why the defending champs looked as bad as they did.

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"Just a quick reminder: please don't drop the ball like a jackass today. Thanks!"

There have been eight playoff games so far this postseason. Seven of them were won by the home team. Anyone chance to guess who the loser was? Well, if we were predicting before the playoffs, that answer almost unanimously would have been the Denver Broncos losing to the Pittsburgh Steelers in their first round game. Yeah, that didn’t happen. One game that would have had more people surprised at the result would’ve been the Giants taking out the Packers at Lambeau Field. Yet, the Giants, they of the 9-7 record in the consensus worst division in the NFC, went into Lambeau Field and trampled on any thought the Pack had of repeating as Super Bowl Champions.

For anyone who watched the game, it’s hard to say that the Packers could’ve done anything remotely close to beating the Giants. As much as it pains me to admit, Eli Manning has become an elite passer, and he has a set of playmakers at wide receiver, led by Hakeem Nicks, who pretty much made the Packers’ secondary his personal bitch. Then again, if all these guys were in jail, the way that unit played for Green Baywould have totally driven down the number of cigarettes they would’ve fetched. Then again, that’s been the Pack’s MO all year. They give up gobs of yards and then answer back with gobs of their own. They end up snagging some turnovers to make the margin of victory seem like they were blowing the other team out of the water, and bam. That’s how they went 15-1 despite being outgained in yardage over the course of the regular season.

So, where was the yardage from the high-octane offense led by Aaron Rodgers? It was conspicuously absent, thanks to a few things. Fumbles were the biggest cause of this power outage. Luck plays a huge factor in how fumbles are recovered or even caused. In some cases, the forced fumble is something that can only be prevented by better blocking. Case in point, the fumble caused by Osi Umeniyora on the Pack’s first drive in the third quarter could only have been prevented if he was blocked at the line of scrimmage, and let’s face is, blocking him or Justin Tuck or Jason Pierre-Paul is easier said than done.

However, the OTHER big reason why the offense stalled was in the passing game, via both dropped passes and uncharacteristically mistimed throws by Rodgers. Both are symptomatic of being out of rhythm, and given that Rodgers hadn’t played for two weeks before Sunday’s game, it’s easy to see how the offense might fall out of sync. Rhythm and timing are real things to a NFL team; they’re just not really measurable by any statistic we have. It’s all about the eye-test, and judging from watching the game, Rodgers’ rhythm was off on more than a couple of passes that would have kept drives alive.

The dropped passes have been a problem that plagued the Packers all year long, not just in this game. One only needs to go back to the other game they lost, against the Chiefs, to see how badly drops can impact that offense’s ability to go up and down the field like the NFC All-Pro team in 7-on-7 drills against a local high school. That being said, the way to minimize drops is to keep having reps at game speed. The fact that Greg Jennings was the only significant Pack receiver to miss Week 17 is irrelevant to me, as Rodgers is the key here. Matt Flynn is NOT the same QB as Rodgers, even if he put up more impressive stats in that one game than Rodgers did in any single performance he had in 2011. Two weeks without seeing and catching passes from the director of the offense at game speed is crucial.

That begs the question why the Packers would even think about resting Rodgers, knowing they had a bye locked up. Was there really that much of an injury risk? No, unlike Ben Roethlisberger, Rodgers has been healthy all year and was at no point a risk to miss any time due to injury. Why prepare for something that has as much a chance of happening as it did in any other game during the season? The answer is that the Packers already clinched as much as they could have and wanted to go into the playoffs well-rested. The thing with that reasoning is that the Packers had already clinched one week of rest. There is absolutely no correlation that states anything more than one week does an otherwise healthy team any better.

There are examples of teams that let their starters rest over the course of garbage time games and who advanced far into the playoffs. The 2004 Eagles are the best recent example I can think of (mainly because I’m an Eagles fan, duh), but the thing to realize about the NFC in 2004 was that it was a terrible conference. The only competition the Eagles had came in the form of the Atlanta Falcons, whom they were guaranteed to face only if they made the NFC Championship Game (which they did). That was not the case in 2011, as the only team that the Pack could’ve faced in the Divisional Round where a lack of rhythm wouldn’t have hurt them as much would have been the Falcons. The Lions and especially Giants were (and in the case of New York, still are) dangerous teams.

Meanwhile, teams that choked their asses off are more memorable. Look at all those Colts teams that took their foot off the pedal, especially the one that seemingly gave up its chance for a historic undefeated season to give its players rest. They were one and done. History is pock-marked with examples of teams who rested failing. I don’t have the advanced stats in front of me, but I don’t think there’s a strong correlation either way.

Meanwhile, the most famous pedal-to-the-metal team, the 2007 Patriots, made it all the way to the Super Bowl, which we can all agree is better than going one-and-done. Plus, if Asante Samuel doesn’t drop an easy interception or if David Tyree doesn’t miraculously bail out Manning on the game-winning drive, we’re talking about an undefeated season. There was no systemic reason the Pats lost other than it’s really hard to go undefeated and the Giants defense that game played better than any team the Pats had beaten that season, including those same Giants in the last week of the regular season. Meanwhile, while the Giants defense played as inspired Sunday as their 2007 ancestors did in that Super Bowl, the Packers still left enough points on the board to make it closer than the 17 point margin would have indicated.

So, if there is no correlation between resting and winning in the playoffs, then why rest players at all? There is a STRONG, non-football reason against rest – the fans. Yes, fans like you and I and Ben and Nate all plunk down obscene amounts of money to watch football. We pay for tickets, merchandise, parking, cable packages, catering for parties, gas money and whatever other expenses anyone can think of to enjoy football. It’s entertainment. Yes, the NFL exists only to entertain the fans. So, why should we spend our time and money on something that is promised to us as regular season-level of football when we’re getting players who only get playing time in the preseason? In any other business, that kind of tactic is called a bait-and-switch. It’d be one thing if Rodgers or the players in question were hurt, but if they’re all healthy, then the team is doing its paying customers a major disservice by sitting their players. Other industries have far better track records. To make a callback to where I usually write, WWE offered rebates to their fans on their house show tickets after Randy Orton got injured. They went above and beyond what I’m asking football teams to do because they understand that they’re a customer service outfit first. Obviously, this comparison is a little disingenuous since football is very much an outcome-based sport, while wrestling is more full-contact theater, but the idea is similar.

I might understand the reasoning if resting starters actually helped, but there’s no reason to suggest it does at all. Furthermore, it seems in this isolated case, the two-week layoff for Rodgers and by proxy his receivers hurt the team more than any extra rest would have. It’s hard to second-guess the management of a team that had just won last year’s Super Bowl, but at the same time, fortune favors the bold, and no one likes complacency. If a team has a chance to win, they should do so at all costs. Playing to avoid unlikely injuries is not the way to do so.

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Divisional Playoff Predictions! (Ben’s turn)

Earlier this week Nate predicted the results of the divisional round of the playoffs against his will.  Unlike my co-editor, I love pretending that I know what I’m talking about!  Here’s an interesting stat going into this weekend’s games: no team that is in the bottom two in defense in yards given up or the bottom eight in yards gained has ever won the Super Bowl.  This seems like an ominous stat for the Packers, Patriots and 49ers respectively but this has been such a weird year that I wouldn’t give it much thought.  Last week I was 2-0 on Saturday and 0-2 on Sunday.  Here’s some stuff that I think will happen this week.

After every road victory Drew Brees demands a parade

New Orleans @ San Francisco: I have gone back and forth on this one a hundred times.  Last week I was telling Nate that his boys were going to be fine, and a few nights ago while having a beer with a 49er fan I told him that thought the defense could hold Brees to 21 points and San Fran advances by the skin of their teeth.  So apparently I enjoy telling people what they like to hear.  My big concern for the 49ers in this one is that even if their defense plays great, they still might lose because of their inability to score touchdowns in the redzone.  Let’s say the 49ers have four redzone trips and come away with one TD and three field goals, and then let’s suppose that the Saints are held to three redzone trips but they get two touchdowns and a field goal.  I don’t think that’s exactly what’s going to happen, but it’s a basic math problem that I think really hurts the 49ers here.  Saints 24, 49ers 16.  I think the best defensive effort against the Saints in several weeks will still not be enough.  I reserve the right to change my mind in five minutes.

Denver @ New England: I have heard some painfully stupid things from NFL analysts this week, but that’s not really anything new.  After Tebow shredded maybe the worst defensive game plan I’ve ever seen by the Steelers, the new theory is that you have to let Denver run the ball and back off.  Really?  For weeks we’ve been hearing that you have to make Tebow make throws against man coverage, and that has not changed.  But there has got to be a happy medium between playing seven in the box and passive zones as the Bears, Dolphins, Jets, and Chargers did in the closing minutes, and keeping absolutely zero safeties back to help as the Steelers did.  The Chiefs played tight man to man coverage with 8 in the box in week 17, but they still kept one safety deep.  This seemed very effective.  Why Dick Lebeau took it one step further is beyond me.  If New England wants to sit back and let the Broncos run 50 times tonight, there is a very realistic change that they will not win this game.  However, Darth Hoody is not an idiot.  He will force Tebow to make the throws without playing an absolute kamikaze style and I think Tim will struggle for much of the game until it is out of reach and the Pats D gets even more passive than usual.  And on the other side of the ball…last time I checked, yeah, that’s Tom Brady.  Patriots 34, Broncos 20.

Future Ravens Safety

Houston @ Baltimore: Honestly I don’t want to spend much time talking about this one, but since it’s in Baltimore I will use this opportunity to make a Wire reference.  The Ravens are Marlo Stanfield.  They are smart, ruthless, and just downright mean.  The Texans are Proposition Joe.  They have a kind of old school mentality and always seem to find a way to survive.  But on Sunday Ray Lewis shows up in TJ Yates’ living room in full pads.  “Close your eyes, it won’t hurt none”.  Except it will.  It really will.  Ravens 30, Texans 10.

New York @ Green Bay: If I were to ever make one of those pompous Bill Simmonsesque list of rules for picking playoff games, I might have one that goes something like “avoid the sexy pick”.  As a crazy Packer fan, I will admit I am pretty nervous about this game.  But here’s one thing that has somehow been lost in all the Giants bravado…the Packers are 15-1.  Whatever deficiencies they have on defense and with running the football seem to have been masked by forcing turnovers and the ability of Aaron Rodgers.   I don’t think that’s going to change on Sunday.  And speaking of running the football, last year they were downright horrid at it, but in the playoffs they ran effectively.  Why is that so hard to imagine this time around?  They are only .2 yards per carry behind the 49ers this season which is not to say they are on San Fran’s level running the ball, but they aren’t as bad as you would be lead to believe.  They just…well, never do it.  But I think in 20 degree weather they will stick with the run and have success.  The Giants look balanced and downright scary on offense at times and I think they will score a bunch.  But I think one Eli turnover is the difference.  Packers 38, Giants 30.

I picked four favorites this week, cause I’m pretty ballsy!  Follow us on twitter for all the divisional games this weekend!

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