Mike Sims-Walker is looking for something. It isn’t just a new team, and it isn’t a notary to change his name (cool side note: 1.6% of NFL players have hyphenated last names. Now there’s a way to impress your friends at the snooker table!)
No, Sims-Walker is looking for 2009 again. That year, he produced numbers that had many people convinced he was worth a sixth-round choice in fantasy football in 2010. Okay, maybe not many people. Maybe just me. In any case, his numbers dipped in 2010 and nearly disappeared in 2011.
But who cares, right? I mean, the struggles of a receiver from Central Florida aren’t particularly interesting unless you look at it in a certain way. So I prefer to look at it as an old time mystery requiring the services of a private eye.