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The NFL’s Most Likeable and Least Likeable Players As Decided By TFB’s Least Likeable Blogger!

Ben and I were having our usual shit-talking session during the Redskins/Giants game, which will from here on out affectionately known as the “LOL ELI” game. During the game, we talked about the perception of players as likeable and unlikeable people. There are players who not even rival sports fans can legitimately hate, and there are players who even supporters have to admit, “Okay, he’s kind of a righteous douche.”

Well, I decided to go through the NFL, division by division, and provide of list of Most Likeable and Most Unlikeable Players. It was hard choosing just one each, and I’m sure there is plenty of room for debate, but that’s what the comment section is for, you lazy bums!

Here we go!

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Football Themed Halloween Costumes!

Halloween is today. If you’re anything like me, you came up with an awesome costume idea sometime in June, and thought, “Man, that’s awesome! And the best part of it is I have all this time to prepare it!”

And then, 4 months later, you realize the most you did was browse online and not buy anything because costumes are fucking expensive.

Well no fear! We here at the Footbawl Blog have compiled a list of last minute, NFL-themed costumes for you to wow your friends with! Read the list, look around the house, and see what you can scrounge up! Continue reading

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Sean Payton To Take A Well-Deserved Break From Football

“Holy fucking shit” doesn’t begin to convey the sentiment, so let’s just get right down to it, shall we? This will be the obligatory link-back post for the required context when we announce Nate’s impending suicide, and thus is entirely necessary.

The results of the NFL’s investigations into the bounty scandal that came to light a couple weeks ago has resulted in, as expected, heavy penalties for the New Orleans Saints and their former defensive coordinator Gregg Williams.

Williams, now the St. Louis Rams defensive coordinator, is suspended indefinitely and will meet with Goodell after the season to determine his future. Saints coach Sean Payton will be sitting out the next year, being suspended for the entire 2012 season without pay. Assistant coach Joe Vitt was suspended six games without pay and fined $100,000. Saints GM Mickey Loomis has to sit out eight games without pay this season, too, and the franchise will have to fork over half-a-million bucks and two second-round draft picks.

This is how we thank the guys responsible for tossing that assbag Favre? So much for goodwill, Goodell.

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Cross Country Round Table: Bounty Gate

Every so often Ben pays for the staff to fly to Wisconsin and hang out in his tiny apartment for a round table discussion on a particular football topic, because he wants this shit to be literal.  He even bought a round table.  Today they will be talking about about the Gregg Williams bounty scandal.

Darth Williams really knows how to get the locker room psyched for a game

Nate Raby: First of all nice place Ben, didn’t realize you were so into taxidermy.  Is that an aardvark?  Anyway, I think the media has heard enough excuses and defenders of the Saints – or at least of the idea of bounties in every locker room – that it would make me look like a sad homer to bring it up. So I’m just going to leave that alone and try to analyze what it all means.

It means that people are not only targeting players in a violent manner and getting paid for it; it means they’re stupid enough to leave records of it. So the Saints deserve to be punished. Does Payton deserve a half-year suspension? I don’t think so. Knowing the crime and not doing anything about it is bad, but this isn’tPennStateand there weren’t children involved, so Payton’s sin is much less dangerous. I think a punishment in the Spygate vein is fitting: draft picks and an organizational fine. Gregg Williams shouldn’t escape punishment; he should also be fined and either suspended on placed on a probationary period where if he slips up, he could face suspensions. I think players who were proven to be a part of it should get suspended.

But, as a Saints fan, I think that this story isn’t nearly as important as the other Saints story this week: franchising Drew Brees and not working out deals with Marques Colston or Carl Nicks. If these guys walk, that could hurt the Saints’ chances at another championship more than anything Roger Goodell can ever do.

Chris Dorsey: This was all surprising to me. Not the bounty concept—because you’d have to be an idiot to think it hasn’t gone on since pro football’s inception—but that the Saints would be the organization to take the hit for everyone else. Sean Payton has always struck me as an intelligent guy who seemed to have a good deal of control over his team and its image. Guess not. Why he and Loomis didn’t put the immediate kibosh on this practice the second they got wind of an NFL investigation is beyond me. Does Roger Goodell look like a chump to them? Does he seem like a guy who is a lot of talk and no action? He’s gonna crucify the Saints for this one, and they’ll deserve whatever they get.                      

I’m not morally outraged, but it’s bush league to me as a fan because of how often we have to sit and listen to endless player and coach-speak about everyone’s respect for the game and their fellow competitors, and that “nobody likes to see anyone get hurt.” Well, apparently they do. 1 crippled receiver + 1 motorized cart = 2 new velvet Michael Jacksons for the rec room! Score.                                                                                                                                                                                            

And if a team like New Orleans—never really known to be a “dirty” bunch—is this obviously guilty, what does that say for the rest of the league?

Lester Zook: So the New Orleans Saints ran a bounty program. I’m honestly not surprised, ask anyone who has played or coached football and they won’t be surprised either. Football is a violent sport and you need to have a certain mentality to step out there on the field knowing there is a good chance you’re going to feel pretty sore the next week. Is Gregg Williams an ethical coach? No, he goes against every coaching principal I can think of. Williams’ is a player’s coach though, and that’s one of the reasons Sean Payton and the Saints ownership covered the whole thing up.

When I play I want to make the guy playing against me regret it. Why? Seventy-five percent of all sports is mental. How do you mess with your opponent’s mind? You cloud his judgment with pain and you make him question his instincts. Gregg Williams knows that, and he brought this out in his players. The NFL is not going to see it that way, especially when it’s starting to come out that some big names were prime targets. Peyton Manning and Brett Favre bring in more money than Greg Williams and that’s the primary reason why I think the Saints are going to be severely punished by the NFL.  Take it away, Ben.

Ben Van Iten: When I turned on ESPN programming this morning I expected to hear people railing against this bounty stuff so hard that I would be compelled to argue the other side out of sheer annoyance.  But then a funny thing happened!  A bunch of ex and current players came on and made it sound like this is just boys being boys, nothing to get too worked up about.  It reminded me, to a lesser degree of course, of the reaction from players after Michael Vick was busted for that whole dog killing thing.  I heard everything from, “it’s part of the southern culture” to “well, it’s not like it’s illegal” (this just in: yes it is.)

The vibe that I got from guys like Ryan Clark and Darren Woodson this morning is that they had no interest in responding to the issue at hand, they only wanted to defend their own past actions.  I have no problem with the idea that most teams have a system where interceptions, big (legal) hits, and forced fumbles are rewarded with a few hundred dollars.  But when Vilma says “hey if you knock Brett Favre out of the game I’ll give you ten grand” that’s not the same and if you can’t differentiate between those two things then I don’t really much care about the rest of your point of view.  When you re-watch some clips of the 2009 NFC Championship game with this new information in mind, whether it is fair or not, you are bound to look at some of those hits differently.

Another common talking point is that the whistle blower should be ashamed of his or herself.  First of all I doubt it was just one person, but regardless players probably need to get used to the idea that everything that happens in an NFL locker room is not protected by the attorney/client (or meathead/barbarian) privilege.  The Saints had plenty of time to clean this up, but they didn’t.  And it isn’t because they forgot.  It’s because they had no desire to address this issue, and now Roger Goodell is going to address it for them.  Also, can we please find a better name than Bounty Gate? 

Join us next time when the guys discuss the topic, “What was your favorite Dave Krieg fumble?”

 

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Monday Morning Jerkface: Divisional Playoffs

I don’t think this is going to be a long MMJF, since Ben and I are a little too emotionally scarred to go into detail about why our teams failed this weekend. So I’m going to make observations while I can while trying to avoid talking about the Saints or the Packers. Maybe instead of the Jerkface, we can call this week Monday Morning Sadface.

Picture taken from my phone minutes after the Saints lost

RODJAS! How Commercials Prevent Repeats

Does the Packers loss mean we never have to see these again? I hope to God so.

I was actually going to make a flippant comment about this. “Look what happens when you make shitty commercials, Aaron!” But when I look at this a little deeper, maybe it’s valid. Not necessarily the choice of commercials the star quarterbacks are making, although the Vicks and State Farm commercials are disgustingly bad. But think about it: when you win the Super Bowl, you’re suddenly the it guy. Three years ago, Drew Brees was not being discussed in the top 2 of quarterbacks; he was probably 4 or 5. After Brees’ win, Rodgers was still being talked about as equal to Philip Rivers. And then he won, and suddenly (with the injury to Peyton Manning) they are seen as 1 and 2, fighting neck and neck for the MVP.

With that newfound attention comes distractions. More interview requests. More media expectations and demands. And yes, more shitty commercials. It’s a lot easier to sneak by all of the attention and take the league by storm than to stay on top and hoist the Lombardi trophy. All I know is that if the 49ers win the Super Bowl and Alex Smith is doing Dr. Scholl’s commercials next year, The Niners are doomed.

Riding the Moustache to Glory

If you fell asleep during the Texans/Ravens game, no one will blame you. You also probably didn’t notice how they got their touchdowns. Combined, their two touchdown drives covered 36 yards. Their defense put them in position to win. So naturally, that makes you think the Ravens stand no chance against the Patriots, right?

WRONG SAYS FLACCO’S BEN-STILLER-IN-HAPPY-GILMORE MOUSTACHE!

Writing out a porn star joke here would be a waste of my finger muscles.

I’m a firm believer in the power of facial hair. Jason Giambi, NHL playoff beards – they work. And while the Ravens’ offense isn’t amazing, it’s better than the Broncos. I’m looking forward to this one for sure.

I Guess I Should Say Something About Tim Tebow

And that something is this: ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT (unless we’re playing Tom Brady).

Seriously, though, this offseason is going to be really interesting in Denver. It’ll probably be hard for the media up there to handle, seeing as they didn’t really have a lot of news stories coming out from there this year.

Other Notes

-       Remember when I said I was scared of the Falcons getting new coordinators to terrorize the Saints? HAHAHA NEVERMIND THEY HIRED THE OC OF THE LEAGUE’S WORST OFFENSE. Pat Yasinskas says that we shouldn’t let that cloud our opinion of the signing, but Pat’s pretty stupid, so my laughter stands.

-       I want to apologize for my live tweeting debacle during the Saints game. I barely knew what I was typing. That game played with my heart like few have over the past few years, and after it I had the saddest dog walking experience in my entire life. I stood there in the falling snow watching my dog urinate on power generators, and all I could think of  was, “Why did we go man coverage on Vernon Davis?” The answers never came.

Actual picture 15 minutes post-game

-       Over the next few weeks, it might be hard for Ben and I to write about football with our vested interests being so rudely expelled from the field of play. We will attempt to be professionals, but come on, we’re asshole fans who drink and swear too much. We promise nothing.

-       Jeff Fisher is building his core in St. Louis, and it looks like he’ll have Saints DC Gregggggg Williams and OC Brian Schottenheimer. Man, that’s so exciting to have three coaches whose names are so much more impressive than their actual coaching acumen! WATCH OUT NINERS, OL’ FISHA’S COMIN’ FOR YA!

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