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Count Me Out: Why a Devoted Saints Fan Isn’t Watching Tonight

I could also just say “because John Skelton isn’t starting and that upsets me,” but that’d only be partly true

As it is blatantly obvious to any reader of this blog, the Saints are my favorite NFL team. I have grown up with them, suffered through terrible seasons, and celebrated the Super Bowl victory in 2009 with thousands of my best friends in the French Quarter. I have been embarrassed this offseason, but optimistic towards this season, and I greatly anticipate the upcoming football season, where my team will hopefully prove the skeptics wrong and become the first team to play a Super Bowl in their hometown.

That being said, I’m not watching tonight’s Hall of Fame game.

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Drew Brees makes $40M in 2012, can finally afford to feed his family

The first legitimate news story of the Saints offseason!

This had to have been the hardest “easy” deal there ever was.

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Saints Players Suspended; Everyone Excited to Move the Fuck On

Saints fans reaction to announcement

What this means for Saints fans: Second straight year starting a season without Will Smith. Not much else negative, seeing as Lofton and Hawthorne were already prepared to play in Vilma’s place. There’s a little extra money saved up that they can use to sweeten the deal with Brees, although that probably won’t be done for another month at least. Overall, this means the team knows who they’re going forward with, and they can finally get to business.

What this means for Saints haters/detractors: You can make jokes about it from time to time, but make sure they’re good ones. Star Wars jokes aren’t funny anymore.

Although this one is an exception.
Image and photo credit taken from cbssports.com

What this means for Jonathan Vilma: He’ll have all year long to prepare for next season’s Dancing with the Stars.

What this means for the Packers: “Wait, Anthony Hargrove is on our team?” – Packers fan.

What this means for ESPN: Good luck getting NFL offseason material now, bitches!*remembers Tim Tebow still exists* Never mind, you guys are fine.

What this means for Vikings Fans: You still didn’t win a Super Bowl.

What this means for non-NFL fans: Hopefully you won’t have to hear anything about the New Orleans Saints until they win the Super Bowl again. In 2042.

What this means for me: LET’S WRITE ABOUT OTHER TEAM’S FUCKUPS!

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Serious end note: R.I.P. to Junior Seau. Too few details to say anything more, but best wishes go to his family and friends at this time.

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Guest Post: Heil Führer Goodell!

A good friend of mine, Chad Knoblock, has been a fan of the blog for awhile, and he wanted to contribute a piece. Being the good guy I am, I said sure. So of course he titles the article “Heil Führer Goodell!” Care to explain yourself, Chad?

 

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Ok, so comparing Roger Goodell to Hitler may be a bit much. But you could most certainly call his reign a dictatorship. It’s been nearly 6 years now that Goodell has held the title of NFL Commissioner, being voted in to succeed the beloved Paul Tagliabue. “Beloved” is definitely not the first word I would use to describe Roger Goodell or his tenure thus far. I bet many players and fans alike could come up with a few choice words to describe Goodell.  The sentiment amongst players is that he has too much power. Fans feel that in a few years time he’ll change the name to the “National Flag Football League”. So is he ruining the NFL? Does he deserve to be overthrown? No and no.  He’s actually a genius.

Chad, for one, welcomes our football overlord.

First, you must know going in that I am from south Louisiana and am a lifelong Saints fan. I certainly, more than anyone, should have disdain for the man who basically suspended the entire New Orleans Saints organization. Not really. Do I think the year long suspension of Payton was a bit harsh? Sure, but looking at Goodell’s body of work since 06’, I can’t say that I was surprised in the least. He has been strict on players and coaches alike from the beginning. He has a vision of what he thinks the NFL should be.  Here is a statement Roger made the day he was voted in: “The league has always tried to find a better way to do things, that has been a hallmark under Commissioner Rozelle and Commissioner Tagliabue, and I hope to continue to do that. . . . My theme wasn’t that it was the time for the status quo. It was that we had to keep innovating and trying to do things better.” He has been doing what in his view is best for the league since Day 1. His mantra, as we all know, has become “Protect The Shield”, and no one can say he hasn’t done that. The NFL is the most prestigious sports league in the world. In an age where technology and information flow like never before, he has had new challenges that the previous commissioners didn’t quite share. With the media always circling overhead, ready to muddle the image of anyone and anything, protecting the shield hasn’t been an easy task. Not to mention the ridiculous lawsuits filed in several districts in different states claiming the NFL has been ignoring evidence which suggests that repeated head injuries could cause long-term medical issues. SERIOUSLY? HEY, if you walk out onto a busy freeway you’ll probably get hit by a vehicle. You should thank me, I may have just saved your life!

Sorry for getting off subject. The point is that despite what uninformed fans and ignorant players think, Goodell has done an excellent job thus far. They knew these lawsuits were coming and he knew they would have to be dealt with. What was his first line of business after getting the job? It was instituting his now famous Personal Conduct Policy. Although unpopular with players, the strict stance that he’s taken on player safety was the perfect way to combat the lawsuits and it certainly didn’t hurt the league’s image. If anything it painted a picture that the NFL cares about its players and retirees. To those who say the game will be no fun to watch if he keeps going in this direction…you’re wrong. Football is explosive and violent, and that will NEVER change. Goodell has no control over how children are taught, and how high school and college coaches teach the game. Our hard-hitting, in your face sport of American Football isn’t going anywhere.  For example, the number of viewers for the Super Bowl had went up and down until 2006. Since Roger took office the ratings have consistently gone up every year. This isn’t a coincidence. How about this: the average numbers of viewers for last year’s World Series was 16.6 million, and for last year’s NBA Finals the average was 17.3. NFL games were watched by an average of 17.5 million viewers last season. This isn’t the Super Bowl either, this is regular season games. The NFL has grown into a 9 billion dollar business with Goodell at the helm. And it doesn’t seem to be slowing down any time soon.

Don’t say that the NFL markets itself or that Goodell isn’t needed. Sure, it’s the players who fans are filling the seats to see, but don’t think the NFL would be where it is now without Goodell’s guidance. You think the players could run the league? Here’s a tweet from an NFL player a few months ago: “Roger Goodell is getting over never seen anything like it 20 million for looking over the league with tremendous help I guess the NFL is banking,” he continued. “The NFL is not a company it’s a nonprofit organization that makes a lot of profit.” When one of his followers pointed out that Goodell is running the biggest sports league in the country, the player took offense. “Thats the stupidest thing i have ever heard the players make this league dont ever forget that,” he wrote. Wow. I won’t say who tweeted this. I don’t want Falcons fans to get pissed…Oops! I’ve said too much already. Back on topic, do you seriously want this guy and morons like him running the league?

This is why there is a Players Association that takes care of the players and Roger Goodell takes care of his “Shield”. And I think he’s doing a pretty damn good job of it. He isn’t ruining football nor will he. He has been a part of the NFL for roughly 30 years now. It has been his entire life. Maybe you don’t agree with every decision he’s made; hell, I know I don’t. But he is, in essence, the quarterback of the NFL. He will make decisions you don’t like and has and will continue to get criticized for every single one. Just don’t let his genius go unnoticed. He’s been clutch in the pocket and he’s impossible to sack. So what if he has all the power? It’s in the right hands. I personally think Roger Goodell has done wonders for the NFL, and more people should open their eyes and see it as well.

Heil Goodell!! (Roger if you read this you think you could let Sean come back a little early? Pretty please?)

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Sean Payton To Take A Well-Deserved Break From Football

“Holy fucking shit” doesn’t begin to convey the sentiment, so let’s just get right down to it, shall we? This will be the obligatory link-back post for the required context when we announce Nate’s impending suicide, and thus is entirely necessary.

The results of the NFL’s investigations into the bounty scandal that came to light a couple weeks ago has resulted in, as expected, heavy penalties for the New Orleans Saints and their former defensive coordinator Gregg Williams.

Williams, now the St. Louis Rams defensive coordinator, is suspended indefinitely and will meet with Goodell after the season to determine his future. Saints coach Sean Payton will be sitting out the next year, being suspended for the entire 2012 season without pay. Assistant coach Joe Vitt was suspended six games without pay and fined $100,000. Saints GM Mickey Loomis has to sit out eight games without pay this season, too, and the franchise will have to fork over half-a-million bucks and two second-round draft picks.

This is how we thank the guys responsible for tossing that assbag Favre? So much for goodwill, Goodell.

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