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Delayed Reaction: Jacoby Jones is the Rightful Super Bowl MVP

This will probably become an annual column: THAT FUCKING QUARTERBACK DIDN’T DESERVE THE GODDAMN MVP.

Starring this asshole!

Starring this asshole!

It might be unfair this year. Last year, Eli played well enough but mostly got it because there weren’t enough legit contenders elsewhere (although I still think Tuck deserved a mention.) This year, Flacco played a brilliant first half but was mostly ineffective in the second half (along with the rest of the Ravens), but there was a candidate who deserved it far more. Continue reading

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Stories More Interesting Than Harbaughs: The Super Bowl Quarterback Winning Effect

Today we go further on our quest to avoid talking about the coaches of our respective conference champions. And like last week’s Randy Moss piece, this is probably also only interesting to me. But at least it isn’t a circlejerk piece wondering “I WONDER WHAT THE HARBAUGH DINNER TABLE IS LIKE TONIGHT HURR HURR HURR.”

Today’s subject: the Super Bowl Winning QB Effect, or “So we’re really going to call Colin Kaepernick elite now?”

Colin: "We are?!"The world: "Ugh."

Colin: “We are?!”
The world: “Ugh.”

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Team Retrospective: The Super Bowl Champion New York Giants

When it comes down to it, only one NFL fanbase is truly happy at the end of the year. Sure, Texans fans can be happy with a playoff berth and win. Panthers fans can be happy they have a genetic freak with a Magic Johnson smile for a quarterback. Niners fans can be happy that Alex Smith isn’t the butt of as many jokes (enjoy it while it lasts!). But overall, only one fanbase can be truly happy with the way the season went, and of course those fuckers are from New York.

This guy. THIS GUY is happy now. Good job, Tom Brady. This is your fault.

The Giants pretty much played off of the Packers’ blueprint from last season, and that resulted in a win over Tom Brady and the Patriots in the Super Bowl. So while 31 other teams can rate their seasons in various degrees of success, only the Giants can truly say that 2011 was a successful season.

Except the Cardinals. Man that Kolb trade worked out great!

This is your 2011 Retrospective of the Super Bowl Champion New York Giants.

"Eli, would you say this is the highlight of your season?" "Um...fucking duh, Terry."

Team Highlight: This is obvious. But it wasn’t just the Super Bowl. It was the entire playoffs, especially shutting down the Falcons to the tune of 24-2. I don’t think we need to really analyze the way they dominated the postseason, but we can look at some of Eli Manning’s numbers: 1219 passing yards, 9 TDs, 1 INT. We’ll probably look at more of Eli’s numbers in the Team MVP section (SPOILER ALERT!).

Team Lowlight: For a team that won the Super Bowl, there were a good bit of lowlights this season. The smashing in the Superdome comes to mind, as does the two losses to the Redskins. But for my money, the worst game for the Giants was against the Seattle Seahawks at home. Not only did the Giants lose, they gave up 20 points in the 4th quarter and turned the ball over 5 times. Most notable of these turnovers was Brandon Browner’s 94 yard interception return. Eli had 3 interceptions, and if you told me after the game he would end up being the Super Bowl MVP, I would have assumed there was an earthquake during the Super Bowl and he was the only survivor.

"We were playing badly, and then I saw Nate from TFBB picked me as midseason MVP. That truly gave us the confidence to win the Super Bowl." YES HE REALLY SAID THAT.

Team MVP: Yeah, yeah, it’s Eli Manning. He had one of his best seasons, and it came in a year where the Giants defense wasn’t as dominant as some remember it being. They came on towards the end, but for most of the year the Giants were carried by Manning. Oh, and I want to take this opportunity to revisit my Midseason MVP Award. Picking Eli doesn’t look so stupid now, does it? Although, yes, it was incredibly stupid at the time. But who cares, I’m results obsessed!

Needs: Much like the lowlights, this is a championship team who has a lot of holes to fill. They had a terrible running game, and the blame can be placed on both the running backs and the lineman. So an upgrade at tackle, guard, and running back would help make the Giants’ passing game even more impressive. On the other end of the ball, they need secondary help. They were one of the worst teams against the pass last year, and getting a cornerback that teams aren’t forced to pick on would probably help a lot. Aaron Ross is probably going to be gone, which is actually good for the Giants because he was the one picked on the most last year. But they have to make sure that Terrell Thomas is healthy, and then decide whether to let him go or sign him and hope he’s the answer.

What’s in a Giants Fan’s Liquor Cabinet: Vodka and a lot of colorful mixers.

Not gonna lie, that looks delicious

That’s the image that came up when I googled “Giants drink.” Also in that search were a lot of appletinis. So it looks like Giants fans are going to take vodka and mix it with anything that’s red or orange. Also, in any of these drinks, this is absolutely mandatory:

Not sure why it's in an orange, but whatever.

Straight Cash Homey Meter:

...wait, what?

Hey, where’s Randy’s head? Well, it isn’t anywhere near New York, that’s for sure. Manningham is a free agent, yes. But I don’t think, even if they let him go, that they’re in the market for a field stretcher like him, especially when they have a younger version in Victor Cruz. Here’s the sad catch 22 in this Randy Moss debate: a lot of the really good teams that can contend for a title won’t really need him, and the only reason Randy wants to come back is to win a championship. Poor Randy.

Entirely Too Early Prediction for 2012: 10-6. The team will struggle at times, but Manning is going to continue to show why he’s a top quarterback in this league, and if they improve the running game, their offense will be spoken of in the same lines as the Packers, Saints, and Patriots. Either way, I like their chances to get back into the playoffs, but repeating is often tricky. But either way, this year was a success and I’m sure the money will be piling up!

And the award for worst 'shop goes to...

Hey, that’s where Randy’s head went! Get out of there!

Maybe Randy’s head will find a home next week, when we take our Straight Cash Homey Meter to the AFC North! Ben and some guests will be taking care of things next week, as I will be on vacation. Enjoy the weekend!

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“Super Bowl MVP” and “Quarterback of Winning Super Bowl Team” are NOT Synonyms

"Man, that MVP Trophy feels so much better when you don't deserve it." - actual Eli Manning quote*

Last week I defended Eli Manning, saying that with a second ring, he should not be considered just Peyton’s little brother anymore. That he should be considered an elite quarterback, and that sports journalism is lazy when putting him in a box in the middle of the pack.

And this week I’m crushing him. So goes the life of the Prisoner of the Moment blogger.

Okay, to be fair, I’m not really crushing him. It’s not really his fault he got the Super Bowl MVP trophy. And by no means am I saying that Eli did not have a good game. He had a very solid game, and his clutch play in the closing minutes should not go unnoticed.

But, taking into account the Giants performers in this game, the sports media was lazy once again. For years they’ve been lazy in a way that harmed Eli Manning, and last night they were lazy in a way that benefitted him.

Once more, I must state that Eli Manning did not have a bad game. He played very well. However, this was not a cut-and-dry case of Eli Manning playing better than anyone on his team. In fact, this Giants win was a complete team win. But I think an alarming trend is happening in the Super Bowl MVP race every year: the default winner is the winning quarterback.

It is understandable that the quarterback be the first considerable MVP on a winning Super Bowl team. In Super Bowl 42, 44, and 45, there was no doubt that the quarterback was the team’s most valuable player that day. Eli Manning in 2008, Drew Brees, and Aaron Rodgers were deserving of the trophy. More importantly, there weren’t other players who could make a better case for being the MVP.

Last night, I think there were.

Many people are saying Mario Manningham should have been considered for the MVP. There are a few reasons I could see this happening. A Super Bowl MVP can be given the award based on total performance, but there are also a number of people who believe the MVP can be given based on seminal moments in the game. Santonio Holmes had a very productive day of 9 catches, 131 yards in Super Bowl 43, but it was his fantastic end zone catch that gave him the trophy. Manningham’s catch certainly gave the Giants a lot of momentum on that final drive.

However, the arguments against Manningham are just as strong. For one, his final stat line isn’t particularly impressive. Five catches, 73 yards, no scores. Cruz had one touchdown (Eli’s only passing TD), and Nicks, while also not scoring, caught 10 balls for 109 yards. It would be hard to argue that Manningham deserved the award over the other receivers, even with his fantastic catch. Also, what gets overlooked in that amazing catch is how well Eli threw that ball. Manningham showed a lot of concentration, focus, and toughness, but damned if that ball wasn’t nearly perfect. So I can’t say confidently that Manningham deserved the MVP over his hamless quarterback.

I can say with confidence that Justin Tuck deserved it more, though.

I know it’s not the popular thing for a defensive player to win MVP, and counting on the sports journalists to look on the other side of the ball is an exercise in futility. But Tuck did some amazing things on the field last night. Let’s stop and look at them.

His stat line was productive. Two sacks and 3 QB Hits. And there’s not a stat for “caused Tom Brady to intentional ground which led to a safety,” but if that was a stat, he’d have one of them. But Justin Tuck did more than the stat sheet conveys. Let’s look at this game as broadly as possible.

The final score of the game was 21-17. Here’s the breakdown of the 21 points scored by the Giants: 6 by running the ball, 7 by throwing the ball, 6 by the special teams, and 2 by the defense. Obviously the 6 points from field goals are a result of the offense as well, but the bottom line is 20 points by the Giants offense was not very impressive, particularly against what some were calling the worst defense to ever make it to a Super Bowl. With as many weapons as he had, Eli Manning should have had more than one TD, and the offense should’ve had more than 14 points.

Now let’s look at the Patriots, who were third in the NFL in points scored. They averaged over 30 points a game. If you had told me before the game that the Giants were only scoring 21 points, with the offense only responsible for 14 of that, I would have assumed the Patriots enjoyed a comfortable 10 point victory.

But they didn’t. No, the Patriots only scored 17 points in the entire game, little more than half their average. And Justin Tuck was a big reason the defense held Brady in check. Despite what game Cris Collinsworth was watching, the Giants were pressuring Brady for most of the night, making him very uncomfortable. And at the end of the day, when the Patriots only score 17 points in the game, your most valuable player isn’t going to be on the offensive end of the ball.

So that’s my argument for Super Bowl MVP. It’s probably not a very strong one, or a very popular one. And that’s fine. I don’t really care about Tuck not winning, or Eli winning. My main problem is that it’s just another case of the sports journalists going with the easy/lazy choice. It bothers me because it shows no sign of changing, and because it made me serious enough to write a real article rather than a post just making fun of all the Eli Manning faces that were made last night.

via sportspickle.com

Good enough. Now I feel a little better. So long, football season! Come back soon!

* Not an actual Eli Manning quote.

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